Archive for May, 2009

Bitch VS Bitches

Wednesday, 27 May, 2009

I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a mother

I’m a sinner, I’m a saint

I do not feel ashamed

I’m your hell, I’m your dream

I’m nothing in between

You know you wouldn’t want it any other way

It is really funny how other people hate me so much. But as Chris put it: HATERS make me laugh.

Mad Anime

Be just... or be dead!

I agree. I just shrugged it off by saying: Your insecurity is my own victory. In one forum, someone goes nuts over my spamming attitude. Remember antispam? He even quoted and modified my signature: “Behind every bitch is a man who made her that way. Bottomline is, she’s still a bitch.” Haha. Where’s my “And behind ever JERK is a sad story” line? Never mind, so here’s the bitch.

Scene 1:
There was a long queue in the supermarket , with my hands full and our grocery basket on the line, a girl who passed by bumped her pushcart against mine. So I was like – “What the – ” the girl went away as if nothing happened. That’s rude. I got my own pushcart, followed her trail and intentionally bumped her behinds.

Scene 2:
Forum Fight
Teentalk forum has played a very significant role in my life that’s why I’m not giving it up despite the fact that I’m no longer a teen. Technically yes, but I’m only twenteenfour. Haha. This forum had taught me a lot of things, even how to be bitchier. There was a girl there with an attitude problem who happened to be a GF of my bf’s pal. Are you seeing me eye to eye? Ok. So she hated me that much because I am better than her. She despised me because I am telling the truth and she thought those are crap. She herself is a crap, darn! She was insecure with my posts. We had heated argument through posts and even in IRL. Funny thing is, it is our boyfriends who are discussing things. She’s a sore loser. She even told her BF that she won’t invite me on their wedding. LOL. As if I’ll get excited! Where’s the sense of maturity? She loathes me that much. She is a failure and she can’t accept it.

Scene 3:
On a phone call, an irate customer yelled at me in his frustrations. I answered back saying he doesn’t have to shout. He kept on ranting and every time I tried to probe about his problem he snapped at me. I reasoned out and he screamed: “Don’t talk to me like that bitch!” I giggled on the phone and before he hung up I managed to say thank you.

Then on another conversation, a woman was so bitchy and demanding for a higher level of support. I rebut and say: “Ma’am, I can solve the issue. All you have to do is to cooperate and have confidence in me.” She then sighed and murmured: “Bitch…. Okay then.”

Scene 4:
Eastwood Cinema
So we chose our seats and presented our prepaid tickets to watch Angels and Demons. The cashier raised her eye brows and picked up the ticket hesitantly saying that I should have presented it earlier. I was pissed off with her remarks and rudeness so I snapped at her asking if she can’t do anything to cancel it. She navigated through her system as if she’s not trained to sitch like this. I was about to ask her if she knows her job but my boyfriend tugged me to signal : “NO”. Another teller who’s more knowledgeable than her took care of everything.

I don’t mean to be bitchy but if a situation calls for it, then GO. To bitch or not to bitch – that is the question.

After all, I’m a real bitch. My boyfriend told me so: “Shout my name, bitch!” 😀

I’m a bitch, I’m a tease
I’m a goddess on my knees

When you hurt, when you suffer

I’m your angel undercover

I’ve been numb, I’m revived

Can’t say I’m not alive

You know I wouldn’t want it any other way

The Perfect Nail Art

Thursday, 14 May, 2009

Oh yes, I’m loving my beautiful hands even more. Haha. Mama Ems worked on it and she complimented my soft palm and nice fingernails. Plus another side comment. Of course I’m doing some household chores, too. (I always give them the impression that I don’t help at home. LOL. Actually, I’m all by myself and all the chores are mine: from laundry to diswashing up to general cleaning. Uhm, well… at times that I’m too lazy and too tired, I just drop my clothes at the nearest laundry shop.)

I am an avid fan of nail polish and I always see to it that my fingernails are properly groomed. I love them long and colorful. I can go from French Tip to deep red shades; it really depends on my mood. Being a girl, we are privileged to lots of ka-KIKAYan stuff without being branded as vain. (Well, our men counterparts are called metrosexual, and the term doesn’t sound good to my ears, made me think of something else…Hehe)

So, what’s the latest nail craze? Have you heard of Konad Nail Art? Yes, it is here in the Philippines . And it will only take five minutes to achieve perfection. It works in such a way that the images and design are being transferred from a plastic stamp into your nails. Do you also know that a thing such as nail art printer really exists? It is also called flower printer. You can have funky nails everyday since this can print predefined or customized images.

Digital nail art is like express manicure. Way back my elementary days, I am fond of nail tattoos. They are cool and nice to play with, unfortunately it is a kid stuff anymore and don’t really last long. Aren’t you excited to glam up your nails? Elevate your fashionable state of mind and upgrade your technological ideas. Be more fabulous. Be more of a girl and charm the guy next to you.

Through ebay, you can purchase Konad Stamping Nail Art Set for P6000. Some will even give you discounts. Visit http://konadnailart.com/ for more information. I had my nails done at a more affordable price though. Thanks to Karla. She did a great job. Next time, I’ll try the nail art kit @ Watsons.

*I wish I could take a pic of my perfect nail art. T_T
*Looking forward to a new camera phone. ^_^

Summer Flings: HOTTER than the Summer Heat

Wednesday, 6 May, 2009

It’s another time of the year – Summer 2009 in the Philippines . Welcome to the most controversial period of your relationships. It’s when most people look for summer loving and more fun from opposite sex.

Long time ago, sunscreen are the best thing about summer, now, here comes summer fling. Since the weather is warmer and we are seeing a lot of skin, who won’t enjoy the thought of having someone you can snuggle with? The beach is a great place to hunt down some cuties and feast your eyes on them. Let’s reveal what makes summer fling a hotter topic nowadays.

Single ladies are getting more aggressive than before. And I have to add that even the taken ones have the guts to explore their yearning side. Their partners would not take the blame. I won’t personally point fingers either. One thing for sure, it’s not someone else’ shortcoming. Main culprit: hormones. As a human, our quest for pleasure destined us to wilder scenes.

Summer Flings

I... I want some moooorrreeeee...

I will be sharing girl’s point of view.

Flings work best if you’re single. No string attached. But if you’re already taken, that makes the matter complicated. Sadly, most who flirts are those who are taken because they are adventure-driven. Who would love to miss the excitement of having two guys at the same time? Taboo as it may seem, this thing actually exists. Girls are just like you guys, we get what we want. We’re just a little discreet. And we’re better in fighting the urge.

Better watch out for these seductive moves in getting summer flings…

– Identify your target. Strike up a conversation with him. Say, talk about the heat outside. Watch out for each other’s interest and keep the conversation as light as possible. Be keen with the smallest details and broaden your mind to a thousand of possibilities.

– Turn up the heat. Bring it to the next level. Look for signs that he’s into it.
If you get rejected, just brush it off and move on.
If he rides along, enjoy the ride and make the most out of this heavenly journey.

– Don’t take it seriously. Detach afterwards. Know your limits when it comes to emotional and physical intimacy. Prepare yourself with a graceful exit.

P.S.
If you’re in a relationship, keep in mind that: Cheating is still cheating regardless of the gender of the one doing it. A wrecked relationship is not worth all the summer thrill.

P.P.S
To all the singles, summer fling scheme may seem very exciting and even quixotic, but if you get into it with too much naiveté, you might end up in tears once the season ends.

For image credits, check Anime Images.